I'm Steve, and I'm a sulcata hatchling. They say I'm between 4-5 months old, and damn am I cute. Basically this blog's main purpose is to document my growth, size, and the over all learning experience I am destined to become with my new owner.
Admittedly, she's done -some- research on me and my bretheren, but she's still learning, and that's okay. Thus far, she knows I need to be soaked, warm, and admired for all of my beauty.
My day was exciting. Do you know how difficult it is to be a Christmas gift? It's not easy. They stuck a damn baby Jesus to my back, let me walk into the living room, and this daffy red head didn't even notice me! Granted, I'm tiny, but I had to walk around with Jesus on my back, pretending to be a wise man as I got hung up on Granny's wheel chair, totally humiliated, until she decided to notice me.
But it's all good, yo.
Not much else to write. I'll end this with some pictures of myself and all my glory.
Stay tuned for more turtle head news.
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